Control A Woman Remote Control

£5.00

OK - so it doesn't actually work but this remote control did work you'd have your perfect woman. It includes a whole list of wishful thinking buttons including mute, give me: beer, sex, food; stop: nagging, moaning, whining; turn off the PMS, calm down, hurry up and many more. Simply point your remote control at the subject, push the desired button and hope for the best. Good luck!